First of all, I would like to thank the American people and Mr Putin for electing me as President.
My first action will be to fundamentally reform Obamacare and call it “Idontcare”
I will be the greatest job producer God has ever created. I am going to create such a tremendous amount of jobs that God himself has to help out doing the late shift.
I will build that wall, Congres will pay for it advance. Then we demand the Mexicans to pay me back.
I am going to be a President for all Amercians……except Meryl Streep, she is the worst actress I have ever seen.
We, are going to do great things together and I will be a great President, believe me, the greatest president God has ever created.
So, Let’s grab the rest of the world by the pussy and make America great again.